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Nursing Jokes – Top Ten Reasons to Become a Nurse

  • Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren’t as good.
  • Fashionable shoes and sexy white uniforms.
  • Needles: “Tis better to give than receive”
  • Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops…eventually.
  • Expose yourself to rare, exciting and new diseases.
  • Interesting aromas.
  • Courteous and infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting.
  • Do enough charting to navigate around the world.
  • Celebrate all the holidays with your friends- at work.
  • Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.

Original Source: www.medicalmess.com

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